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As it was the last gig everyone was in a really good mood. Almost nobody in the pit was Hawaiian and we all got on really well. It may have been influenced by the smell of pot that wafted across the crowd every now and then. I of course was a mini-celeb, since I lived in the same city as the band (very easy to impress Americans). Last gig meant the celebrities (all personal friends of mine) were out in force …the richest man in the world Bill Gates, Madonna, Kylie, Green Day, Mick Jagger, Claudia Schiffer, Pierce Brosnan, Cindy Crawford, Helena Christensen, Kevin Spacey, David Bowie, Kid Rock, Brad and Angelina, Quintin Ahern, Mark Grace, Britney Spears, Christina Aguleria, Bon Jovi, politicians (you know how Bono likes to mix) and loads of B-list that I wouldn’t know of course! …They canoodled in the celeb enclosure drinking cocktails talking bout how much room there was in their private jets while I wrecked it up front!